A husband is at house watching a soccer sport when his spouse interrupts him.
“Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now.”
He seems at her and says angrily, “Fix the lights now? Does it look like I have a GE logo printed on my forehead? I don’t think so.”
“Fine.” Then the spouse asks, “Well then could you fix the fridge door? It won’t close right.”
To which he replied, “Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have ‘Westinghouse’ written on my forehead? I don’t think so.”
“Fine,” she says. “Then at least you could fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break.”
“I’m not a carpenter and I don’t want to fix steps,” he says. “Does it look like I have ‘Ace Hardware’ written on my forehead? I don’t think so. I’ve had enough of you. I’m going to the bar!”
So he goes to the bar and drinks a number of hours. He begins to really feel responsible about treating his spouse and decides to go house.
Getting into the home, he notices that the steps are already mounted. When he enters the home, he sees that the foyer mild is working. Whereas taking a beer, he notices that the fridge door is blocked.
“Honey,” he asks, “how did all this get fixed?”
“Ah well, when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake.”
He requested, “So what kind of cake did you bake him?”
She replied, “Helloooo, do you see ‘Betty Crocker’ written on my forehead? I don’t think so.”
This joke has been circulating for years and nonetheless makes me chuckle! If it made you smile too, share it with your pals!