A web page from husband’s diary…
Saturday morning I received up early, dressed quietly, grabbed my golf bag, tried to not wake my spouse, sneaked quietly into storage & proceeded to again out into…. a torrential rain !Wind was blowing at 50 mph.
I pulled again into the storage, turned on the radio & found that the climate could be unhealthy by out the day.
Dissatisfied I went again into the home,quietly undressed, and sneaked again into mattress.
There I cuddled as much as my spouse’s again& whispered, “The weather out there is terrible.”
My stunning and loving spouse replied, “I know… and can you believe my stupid husband is out there playing golf in that terrible weather !”
I nonetheless don’t know to this present day if she was joking, however I’ve stopped enjoying golf.
Current For Husband
A lady goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, firm coaching session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and needs her to have a very good journey.
The spouse solutions: “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”
The husband laughs and says: “An Italian girl,…!!!”
The girl stored quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up within the airport and asks: “So, honey, how was the trip?”
“Very good, thank you.”
“And, what happened to my present?”
“Which present?” She requested.
“The one I asked for – an Italian girl,..!!”
“Oh, that” she stated,
“Properly, I did what I may, now we have now to attend for 9 months to see if it’s a woman,… !!!”