A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership the place the salesperson has simply bought the automotive they have been keen on to a wonderful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter prime.
The previous man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesperson sharply.
“Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $55,000 asking price,” mentioned the older man.
“Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $40,000 to the lovely young lady there.”
“And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model.”
The salesperson took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a big glass of water.
“Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn’t need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?”, replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.
Simply then the younger lady approached the senior couple and gave the automotive keys to the previous man.
“There you go, dad” she mentioned. “I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price.”.
Joke: I’m a Mild Bulb
Two blondes are working at a warehouse.
One blonde, bored with working, says to the opposite: “Watch this, I’m going to act crazy so that the boss will send me home.”
She climbs up the racking and hangs from the rafters yelling “I’M A LIGHTBULB, I’M A LIGHTBULB, I’M A LIGHTBULB!!”
“What are you doing?! Get down from there and GO HOME!” shouts the boss.
The second blonde picks up her toolbag and heads in direction of the door. “Where in the HELL do you think you’re going??” the boss exclaims.
“Well, I can’t work in the dark!”