A person strolling alongside a seashore in California was deep in prayer. Immediately, he stated out loud: “God grant me one wish”.
The sunny California sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice God stated: “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish”.
The person stated: “Build a bridge to Hawaii, 3000 miles long, so I can drive there any time I want”.
God replied: “Your request could be very materialistic. Consider the large challenges for that type of endeavor. The helps and the fabric required to succeed in the underside of the Pacific Ocean. The concrete and metal it could take over hundreds of miles. I can do it, however it’s laborious for me to justify your want for worldly issues. Take a bit of extra time and consider one other want. A want you suppose would honor and glorify me.
The person thought of it for a very long time. Lastly, he stated: “God, I wish I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say NOTHING, and how I can make a woman truly happy”.
God replied: “You want two or four lanes on that bridge”?
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a pleasant day!!
Husband despatched a textual content to his spouse at evening,
“Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”
however there is no such thing as a reply…..
He despatched one other textual content,
“And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car” this time, She textual content again, “OMG really?”
The husband replied:
“No, I just wanted to make sure you got my first message”