A trucker got here in to a truck cease espresso and positioned his order:
– I would like three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of operating boards
The model new waitress, not wanting to seem silly, went to the kitchen and mentioned to the prepare dinner,
– This man on the market simply ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pairs of operating boards.
What does he suppose this place is, an Auto Components retailer?
No – the prepare dinner mentioned.
– Three flat tires imply three pancakes, a pair of headlights is 2 eggs sunny facet up, and operating boards are 2 slices of Crisp Bacon.
Oh, okay – the waitress mentioned
She thought of it for a second after which spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the shopper.
The trucker requested. “What are the beans for?”
She replied: ” I believed when you have been ready for the flat tires, headlight and operating boards, you may as nicely fuel up!”